You know you're getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!
You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."
You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
You are only as old as you act.
You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.
You are as old as you look.
You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
With age comes wisdom. (You're one of the wisest people I know!)
Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
What? You don't agree? That's strange. You're the perfect example.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!