Short funny birthday wishes

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I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…
Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send you a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Have you ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok you can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are in a vulnerable age.

Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

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Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something.
Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday! You look fine for a person who is by one year closer to death.
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.

Happy Birthday! It’s about time you start acting like your real age.
Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.

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Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake. You're another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn't no gift for you.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.