Short funny birthday wishes

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George Carlin said that. Don't ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.
Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
Forget your past, it's already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!

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Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.

Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!
You're older. You're wiser. You're sophisticated. You're far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
(written in real small text). You're not old until you can't read this writing any more.
An old fart is as good as a new one….

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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you're doing it gracefully.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.